A blonde walks into a store.
Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.
The blonde goes and puts on a brunette wig.
Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.
Frustrated the blonde puts on a redhead wig.
Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.
Blonde: DAM it! How the hell'd you know I was a blonde!
Shopkeeper: That's not a T.V. in the corner it's a microwave.
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